Starship D by Dogsnot
7 - SHAMEFULY PRESENTS - STARSHIP D FROM LOADSTAR - RD. I STILL DON'T FEEL LIKE TYPING GREET - - PH SHAMEFULY PRESENTS STARSHIP D FROM LOADSTAR - UH, HELLO! ONCE AGAIN WE FILL YOUR MEMORY WITH HEAPS OF SHIT. YES, DOGSNOT ARE BACK WITH A MEGACOOL GAME CALLED STARSHIP D. KRACKED AND SUPPLIED ONCE AGAIN BY TURD. I STILL DON'T FEEL LIKE TYPING GREETS, SO FUCK OFF AND SLAM SPACE! -
- 1 TO CREATE NEW NOTE ANY ELSE TO READ ACTUAL NOTE - N EDIT NOTE MODE: - AGE - AGE - AVE(ON THE PAGE AFTER THE LAST) - - BY - MSLEY - --------- - ) BETWEEN EARTH AND THE - OMEN HAS JUST BEEN SIGNED AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT -- A WORM HOLE FORMS AND BEGINS SPEWING ORGANIC DEBRIS ALONG KEY SPACE ROUTES. - HAT ELSE BESIDES SPACEWORMS WOULD YOU EXPECT TO FIND POURING OUT OF THE WRITHING WORMHOLE? - OULD YOU BELIEVE, SPACEMITES? - ND WHAT ACTION WOULD YOU EXPECT FROM THE - UBSCRIBERS ( - ) EXCEPT XENOPHOBIC DESTRUCTION? - EMEMBER, THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY, LONG AFTER THE NOBLE REIGN OF - UCKER AND HIS QUICKWITTED COHORT, - ALHOON NOW RULES THE - OWER. - OME ASTRONAUTS CLAIM TO HAVE BEEN SAVED BY THESE NEARLY INDESTRUCTIBLE SPACEMITES. - NE MITE-HUGGING ASTRONAUT CLAIMS TO HAVE TAUGHT ONE TO READ AND DO CALCULUS. - EVERTHELESS, YOU'VE BEEN ORDERED BY - ALHOON TO MAKE SURE THAT NO SPACEMITES FALL ON EARTH AND ITS COZY CITIZENS. - ATURALLY YOU'LL NEED A JOYSTICK TO PILOT ANY SPACESHIP. - HEY TRIED PILOTING SPACESHIPS BY KEYBOARD AND MOUSE IN THE LATE 90S, AND IT WAS A BLOODBATH. - HE DESTRUCTION OF THE MITES IS CHALLENGING -- AND ADDICTIVE. - INE UP FOUR OR MORE OR YOUR COLOR-CODED DETONATORS AND THEY WILL DESTROY SPACEMITES OF THE SANE COLOR. - HE MITES MUST BE PART OF A ROW OR COLUMN IF FOUR OF THE SAME COLOR. - IAGONAL CONNECTIONS - COUNT. - ACH DETONATOR IS DUAL-TIPPED, AND YOU CAN ROTATE THE TIPS BY PUSHING - SO THAT THE PROPER COLOR FALLS WHERE YOU WANT. - OU MIGHT BE ABLE TO SWAT BOTH A BLUE AND A GREEN BUG WITH ONE SET OF DETONATORS. - OU ARE EQUIPPED WITH - GAIN, AS SOON AS 3 OR MORE BOMBS ARE ALIGNED (EITHER HORIZONTALLY OR VERTICALLY) WITH A MITE OF THE SAME COLOR, THE BOMBS EXPLODE, ALONG WITH THE MITE. - NY BOMBS THAT WERE TOUCHING THE ALIEN OR EXPLODING BOMBS WILL DROP. - HE MITES WILL NOT MOVE (STUBBORN, AREN'T THEY?), AND THEY WILL BLOCK FALLING BOMBS FROM SEEKING THE LOWEST LEVEL. - -------- - OVES BOMBS ONE SPACE LEFT - OVES BOMBS ONE SPACE RIGHT - LIPS BOMBS - OVES BOMBS ONE SPACE DOWN - ELEASES BOMBS PERMANENTLY - UST TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF HOW WELL OUR CRACK TEAM OF - ROGRAM - ESTERS DOES THEIR JOB, BE ADVISED THAT IF YOU HOLD THE FIREBUTTON DOWN WHILE PLAYING - EVEL 6, THE PROGRAM WILL LOCK UP. - E HAVE NO IDEA WHY IT DOES THIS, AND WE CAN'T FIX IT, SO PLEASE DON'T DO IT UNLESS YOU LIKE LOCK UPS. - OW OUR TESTERS FOUND THIS - 'LL NEVER KNOW. - HAVE PLAYED THIS GAME - TIMES AND NEVER THOUGHT OF HOLDING THE BUTTON DOWN. - HEN FIRST RUN, YOU'RE PROMPTED TO DESIGNATE WHICH JOYSTICK PORT YOU'LL BE USING. - EXT YOU'RE ASKED FOR THE SPEED OF THE BOMB ( - ! SPEED IS INTENDED ONLY FOR UPPER ECHELON PLAYERS, LIKE - ALHOON'S SCORE WAS ACHIEVED AT THE - HE GAME HAS 40 LEVELS AND YOU CAN START AS HIGH AS LEVEL 9. - F YOU BEAT LEVEL 40, IT WILL BE REPEATED UNTIL YOU LOSE OR QUIT. - HE GAME ENDS WHEN THE ALIENS FINALLY GET THE BEST OF YOU, AND THE BOMBS STACK UP AND TOUCH THE FORCE FIELD. - WHILE A BOMB IS FALLING TO QUIT EARLY. - ------- - EN POINTS ARE AWARDED FOR EVERY EXPLOSION OF BOMBS, REGARDLESS OF WHETHER A MITE WAS AMONG THEM. - EN EXTRA POINTS ARE AWARDED FOR EVERY BOMB OVER 3 USED TO DESTROY A MITE. - O IF YOU USED 5 BOMBS TO DESTROY AN ALIEN, YOU WOULD GET 10 POINTS PLUS AN ADDITIONAL 20 POINTS. - OU EARN A BONUS 100 POINTS TIMES YOUR CURRENT LEVEL WHEN EACH LEVEL IS COMPLETED. - EMEMBER, THE COMPLACENT PEOPLE OF EARTH ARE DEPENDING UPON YOU TO WIPE OUT THIS GENTLE INVASION. - OU WOULDN'T WANT THEM TO BE INCONVENIENCED, WOULD YOU? - -------------- - HIS GAME IS VERY SIMILAR TO ANOTHER GAME OF A PLUMBER TURNED PHYSICIAN. - DON'T CARE MUCH FOR GAMES FOR THE DREADED " - " SYSTEM, BUT THIS ONE ACTUALLY PIQUED MY INTEREST. - T'S A VARIATION OF - ETRIS, WHICH IS ANOTHER GAME THAT - AM FOND OF. - NE FINAL POINT. - HE SPRITE TO FOREGROUND COLLISION DETECT IS - USED AT ALL IN THIS PROGRAM. - T WOULDN'T DO ME MUCH GOOD ANYWAY. - T WOULD TELL ME A COLLISION HAS TAKEN PLACE, BUT NOT - IT TOOK PLACE. THE END! -------- - ) BETWEEN EARTH AND THE%D - OMEN HAS JUST BEEN SIGNED%D AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT -- A WORM%F HOLE FORMS AND BEGINS SPEWING ORGANIC DEBRIS ALONG KEY SPACE ROUTES. - HAT%D ELSE BESIDES SPACEWORMS WOULD YOU%G EXPECT TO FIND POURING OUT OF THE%G WRITHING WORMHOLE? - OULD YOU%K BELIEVE, SPACEMITES? - ND WHAT ACTION WOULD YOU EXPECT FROM THE - ) EXCEPT XENOPHOBIC DESTRUCTION?% - EMEMBER, THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY,%E LONG AFTER THE NOBLE REIGN OF - UCKER AND HIS%M QUICKWITTED COHORT, - ALHOON NOW RULES THE - OME ASTRONAUTS CLAIM TO HAVE%G BEEN SAVED BY THESE NEARLY%N INDESTRUCTIBLE SPACEMITES. - NE%I MITE-HUGGING ASTRONAUT CLAIMS TO HAVE TAUGHT ONE TO READ AND DO CALCULUS.%E - EVERTHELESS, YOU'VE BEEN ORDERED BY%D - ALHOON TO MAKE SURE THAT%E NO SPACEMITES FALL ON EARTH AND ITS%E COZY CITIZENS.% - ATURALLY YOU'LL NEED A JOYSTICK%D TO PILOT ANY SPACESHIP. - HEY TRIED%E PILOTING SPACESHIPS BY KEYBOARD AND%E MOUSE IN THE LATE 90S, AND IT WAS A%E BLOODBATH.% - HE DESTRUCTION OF THE MITES IS%E CHALLENGING -- AND ADDICTIVE. - INE%E UP FOUR OR MORE OR YOUR COLOR-CODED%E DETONATORS AND THEY WILL DESTROY%H SPACEMITES OF THE SANE COLOR. - HE%F MITES MUST BE PART OF A ROW OR COLUMN IF FOUR OF THE SAME COLOR. - IAGONAL%D CONNECTIONS - ACH DETONATOR IS DUAL-TIPPED,%F AND YOU CAN ROTATE THE TIPS BY%J PUSHING - SO THAT THE PROPER COLOR%E FALLS WHERE YOU WANT. - OU MIGHT BE%E ABLE TO SWAT BOTH A BLUE AND A GREEN%D BUG WITH ONE SET OF DETONATORS.%5 - OU ARE EQUIPPED WITH - GAIN, AS SOON AS 3 OR MORE BOMBS ARE ALIGNED%J (EITHER HORIZONTALLY OR VERTICALLY)%E WITH A MITE OF THE SAME COLOR, THE%F BOMBS EXPLODE, ALONG WITH THE% - NY BOMBS THAT WERE TOUCHING%E THE ALIEN OR EXPLODING BOMBS WILL%G DROP. - HE MITES WILL NOT MOVE%J (STUBBORN, AREN'T THEY?), AND THEY%F WILL BLOCK FALLING BOMBS FROM SEEKING THE LOWEST LEVEL.% - OVES BOMBS ONE SPACE LEFT%F - OVES BOMBS ONE SPACE RIGHT%E - OVES BOMBS ONE SPACE DOWN%F - ELEASES BOMBS PERMANENTLY%- - UST TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF HOW WELL OUR CRACK TEAM OF - ESTERS DOES THEIR JOB, BE ADVISED%F THAT IF YOU HOLD THE FIREBUTTON DOWN%D WHILE PLAYING - EVEL 6, THE PROGRAM% - WILL LOCK UP. - E HAVE NO IDEA WHY IT DOES THIS, AND WE CAN'T FIX IT, SO%F PLEASE DON'T DO IT UNLESS YOU LIKE%F LOCK UPS. - OW OUR TESTERS FOUND THIS - 'LL NEVER KNOW. - HAVE%G PLAYED THIS GAME - TIMES AND NEVER THOUGHT OF HOLDING THE BUTTON DOWN.%8 - HEN FIRST RUN, YOU'RE PROMPTED TO DESIGNATE WHICH JOYSTICK PORT YOU'LL%D BE USING. - EXT YOU'RE ASKED FOR THE%D SPEED OF THE BOMB ( - ! SPEED IS%K INTENDED ONLY FOR UPPER ECHELON%I PLAYERS, LIKE - ALHOON'S SCORE WAS ACHIEVED AT THE%E - HE GAME HAS 40 LEVELS AND YOU CAN START AS HIGH AS LEVEL 9.% - F YOU BEAT LEVEL 40, IT WILL BE%H REPEATED UNTIL YOU LOSE OR QUIT.%< - HE GAME ENDS WHEN THE ALIENS%G FINALLY GET THE BEST OF YOU, AND THE%D BOMBS STACK UP AND TOUCH THE FORCE%F FIELD. - WHILE A BOMB%D IS FALLING TO QUIT EARLY.% - EN POINTS ARE AWARDED FOR EVERY%D EXPLOSION OF BOMBS, REGARDLESS OF%G WHETHER A MITE WAS AMONG THEM. - EN%F EXTRA POINTS ARE AWARDED FOR EVERY%F BOMB OVER 3 USED TO DESTROY A MITE.+BM - O IF YOU USED 5 BOMBS TO DESTROY AN%D ALIEN, YOU WOULD GET 10 POINTS PLUS%E AN ADDITIONAL 20 POINTS.%< - OU EARN A BONUS 100 POINTS TIMES YOUR CURRENT LEVEL WHEN EACH LEVEL IS COMPLETED.% - EMEMBER, THE COMPLACENT PEOPLE%E OF EARTH ARE DEPENDING UPON YOU TO%F WIPE OUT THIS GENTLE INVASION. - OU%E WOULDN'T WANT THEM TO BE%P INCONVENIENCED, WOULD YOU?% - HIS GAME IS VERY SIMILAR TO%H ANOTHER GAME OF A PLUMBER TURNED+B8 PHYSICIAN. - DON'T CARE%F MUCH FOR GAMES FOR THE DREADED " - "%F SYSTEM, BUT THIS ONE ACTUALLY PIQUED%D MY INTEREST. - T'S A VARIATION OF%G - ETRIS, WHICH IS ANOTHER GAME THAT - NE FINAL POINT. - HE SPRITE TO%E FOREGROUND COLLISION DETECT IS - %F USED AT ALL IN THIS PROGRAM. - T%H WOULDN'T DO ME MUCH GOOD ANYWAY. - T%D WOULD TELL ME A COLLISION HAS TAKEN%E PLACE, BUT NOT -